honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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