I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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