Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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