I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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