Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
