Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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