Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
bring money and cleavage
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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