Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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