The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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