I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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