I swear she didn't look like that last week.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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