Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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