I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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