Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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