Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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