Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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