It's Friday. Sex?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
