i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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