i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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