My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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