He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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