Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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