i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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