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Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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