Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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