Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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