that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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