shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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