if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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