I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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