i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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