Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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