Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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