Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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