well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
