we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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