problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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