Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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