let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I've blown a few things in my day
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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