whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
