i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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