But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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