When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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