My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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