ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm bleeding and have questions
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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