oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's rum buckets o'clock
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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