Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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