So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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