turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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