apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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