Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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