so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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