i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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