I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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