There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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